I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic