i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?