Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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