We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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