I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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