**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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