I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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