Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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