Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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