hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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