Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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