There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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