He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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