Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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