I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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