Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So many bounce houses so little time
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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