it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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