But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
