Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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