Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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