Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I touched a dick in church today
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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