The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How does it feel to date your dad?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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