why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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