I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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