i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just cropdusted the office
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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