So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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