I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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