D3 body, D1 cock
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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