I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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