If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she smelled like a LAN party
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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