That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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