BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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