He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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