I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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