it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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