the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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