We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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