You surviving the open bar?
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My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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