i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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