ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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