Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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