Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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