some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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