after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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