Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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