i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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