Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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