I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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