As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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