i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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