if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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