They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The feeling are messing with the penis
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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