but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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