It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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