it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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