none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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