O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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